12.Stalker
She calls me on the phone hoping that I'm home (and that I'm all
alone)
But when I say, 'Hello,' I only hear dial tone
She thinks that I'm her own
Outside my window she krept
Watching my every step
Oh Oh Oh
She's following me
Oh Oh Oh she's out of her tree
Oh Oh Oh she's off of her rocker
I want to marry my stalker
Sometimes she says she's my mom
Looks like she doesn't belong
She's my own peeping tom
Flowers every day
The cops they tell her to stay 500 feet away
She's sleeping on my doorstep
She hasn' t hurt me yet
This morning she wasn't there
I hope that she still cares
I almost gave up hope
But today I awoke to a private note
She says she's going to jail for going through my mail
But she'll stay on my trail
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